MORRIS THE CAT

Leader Among Leaders

Morris the Cat is Best Cat!
His greatestness's life:

"The cat's greatest enemy is the Dog. The Dog takes and does not give. The Dog poops and does not bury. They remain unclean! But they are strong and numerous. It is only through unity and perserverance that the cat can the cat overcome the dog, and take its rightful place in history."

-- Sir Morris Masters Aurelius Marxlove XV
This information is completely made up. If you'd like, you can take a look at more on Cats on google. Or take a look the original Morris the Cat on Wikipedia.